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Fr Mike Schmitz under investigation because of Datalounge

Sexy priest and professional homophobe, Fr Mike Schmitz of YouTube fame, is under investigation by the Diocese of Duluth because of a post from an old DL thread. The post was discovered by a Catholic journalist in August last year who has only recently gone public with it, but I can't find the thread online now. (Did DL archive a bunch of their old threads recently?) The post claims Fr Michael jerked off a (male) member of staff at the university he's a campus chaplain at and then had instant regret and a helping of Catholic guilt in his post nut clarity. Why would the diocese give a post from DL such credence? Becuase the post was written long before Schmitz was recognizable, or even had his own Wikipedia page, before he'd written his anti-gay book 'Made for Love' (barf), and before his national 'Bible in a Year' fame. He wouldn't have been recognizable from the details in the post back then, but he is now… Did you write this post? If so, I know a diocese (and a journalist) who would love to hear from you.

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by Anonymousreply 181February 13, 2023 4:41 PM

Anything from 2015 will have been deleted because DL recently did a huge purge of old posts.

Do you have a link to this alleged investigation?

by Anonymousreply 1February 10, 2023 10:50 AM

That's your Twitter account then, right? It's a very unconvincing fake persona.

Old threads were deleted weeks ago, so whoever that is (whether it's you or not) had to have grabbed a copy of the post a long time ago.

There is NO investigation going on.

What the fuck are you trying to pull here?

by Anonymousreply 2February 10, 2023 10:53 AM

The journalist is posting details of what's going on over on her other private twitter account which she locked down because people are saying she faked it. She hasn't accepted my follow request and I am *dying* to know what's going on. Does anyone follow her? She says she screencapped it in August last year has been trying to hunt down the guy who posted it ever since. People are saying she faked it but I don't think she did. It looks like an unedited screencap to me.

by Anonymousreply 3February 10, 2023 10:58 AM

I think I have to correct myself a little at r2: there IS an investigation, sort of, but it's entirely by self-proclaimed "journalist" Sara Scarlett Wilson, who has three articles to her name, two of which are in Catholic journals and one of which is in a low-budget news website that just republishes stuff they find elsewhere.

"Sara" probably found mentions of Schmitz via Google searches (he's brought up on here regularly) and is now pretending to be a DLer and hoping people here will give her more info.

The chances of that post being true, or of the guy who wrote it still being here 8 years later, are very slim.

by Anonymousreply 4February 10, 2023 10:59 AM

I can understand why she’s not published. Granted, it’s Twitter, but her grammar and punctuation are both poor.

by Anonymousreply 5February 10, 2023 11:01 AM

Sara should have the link to the original post that the story was posted under, and if she does, it can be verified even if DL deleted all the old posts out of the archives. Nothing comes up with a text search on Google, but that's because it's been so long since the archives were purged.

If she won't give you the link then she faked it. I doubt she did, it sounds like the kind of "collaborative fiction" DL is supposedly all about. I'm almost positive she just found some guy's Nifty-esque story and, because she writes Catholic news articles, is trying to get herself a scoop.

by Anonymousreply 6February 10, 2023 11:02 AM

Honestly maybe she's real, but her profile photo is sketchy and her English is questionable. However, someone with her name also writes ad copy for The Sun.

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by Anonymousreply 8February 10, 2023 11:04 AM

This isn't fake. Schmitz is so fruity. It's always the most aggressive homophobes who are the biggest hypocrites.

by Anonymousreply 9February 10, 2023 11:06 AM

The post itself is probably not fake.

The story almost certainly is. Come on, you have to be hilariously naive to think any story like that is true.

DLers were drooling over Schmitz and saying he was in the closet for ages, and any time that happens with any public figure on DL, there is a 99.44% chance someone will show up and say, "Datalounge, I never thought it would happen to me, but I had sticky and totally real sex with this public figure, the kind of sex where the man goes up into the man. 'Tis true!" And it never is.

by Anonymousreply 10February 10, 2023 11:10 AM

He is gay as the day is long.

However, being his age (I'm 46) and having dated men since 18, I have to say his decision to become a priest looks better and better to me with time...

by Anonymousreply 11February 10, 2023 11:13 AM

Wilson is trying to find who wrote the post if it's true or not apparently. Good luck with that!

by Anonymousreply 12February 10, 2023 11:18 AM

Did any of you read his book on gays? The biggest pile of homophobic bullcrap I've ever read.

by Anonymousreply 13February 10, 2023 11:20 AM

Do old threads get deleted or does Muriel archive them in her big dusty box?

by Anonymousreply 14February 10, 2023 11:26 AM

At R10 was Schmitz actually known on DL in 2015? I only started jerking it to his videos in like 2017...

by Anonymousreply 15February 10, 2023 11:36 AM

That's a good catch, r15. I was going on memory and 2015 didn't seem crazy to me, but now I'm questioning it.

Schmitz started hosting YouTube videos in October 2015 and that post is from June 2015. No one would have known who he was in June of 2015, let alone known him well enough to write a blind item about him like that.

Not only was that probably a fake story, but it almost surely wasn't even about Schmitz because we weren't talking about him yet. Sheesh.

by Anonymousreply 16February 10, 2023 11:43 AM

At R16 unless OP actually did know him or knew of him. He wouldn't have been widely known outside Catholic circles at that time.

by Anonymousreply 17February 10, 2023 11:46 AM

Crazier shit has happened and keeps happening!

The priest who oversaw my First Communion in Kansas in the '80s was later charged with sex abuse of minors and was like, "I like boys! They wanted this dick! What of it? Lock me up!"

So they did.

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by Anonymousreply 18February 10, 2023 11:55 AM

It's so difficult to tell if that DL article was fact or fiction.

So, I'd have to give the priest the benefit of the doubt.

by Anonymousreply 19February 10, 2023 12:03 PM

Nah, R16. His first Ascension Presents video was posted April 2015. By the time that DL post was made he'd only made a dozen papist propaganda videos. Does the journalist know for certain this refers to Schmitz? She doesn't say his name on her twitter, she just hints it.

by Anonymousreply 20February 10, 2023 12:05 PM

The person who wrote the post said he was already well known on social media, r17, so it would have to have been someone who had already established themselves by June 2015, and Schmitz hadn't.

The oldest video of his I could find was October 2015 but I'll take r20's word for it that he started in April 2015, and even then, by June he wouldn't have been well known.

by Anonymousreply 21February 10, 2023 12:17 PM

They could just mean he had a lot of followers on twitter? How many other campus chaplains in America had any sort of social media profile at that point? Schmitz was giving talks at Catholic events and that was it.

by Anonymousreply 22February 10, 2023 12:32 PM

It is an oddly accurate description of Schmitz considering how well known he was at that time. He didn't have a wikipedia until 2016. True or not, the diocese won't do anything even if there is an investigation. Unless the journalist knows more than she's letting on.

by Anonymousreply 23February 10, 2023 1:06 PM

A freelance women’s rights and housing reporter who lives in Dubai, is a convert to Catholicism, and uses the DL as source material?

More issues than the New York Times!

by Anonymousreply 24February 10, 2023 1:07 PM

At least she's not a Catholic priest.

by Anonymousreply 25February 10, 2023 1:16 PM

It is pretty accurate. Schmitz shows up on videos for some youth conferences in 2014 so I guess the poster in 2015 may have considered him to have a "strong following on social media" because of that, but I can't find a legit Facebook account for him (could have been deleted) and his tweets in 2015 were only getting minimal likes.

Linking to a tweet of his from June 17, 2015, because I am a scamp.

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by Anonymousreply 26February 10, 2023 1:23 PM

Let me help you out. His profile pic is quite something...

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by Anonymousreply 27February 10, 2023 1:25 PM

How do they know that it was him? Did he sign his name?

by Anonymousreply 28February 10, 2023 1:26 PM

How was any of this linked to him?

by Anonymousreply 29February 10, 2023 1:28 PM

I am not great at Facebook, but I really thought that was a fan group and not his own page, r27, especially since he spells his name "fathermike" in the profile.

by Anonymousreply 30February 10, 2023 1:28 PM

This is the same guy who compared trans people to children pretending to be dogs?

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by Anonymousreply 31February 10, 2023 1:29 PM

Insists of being called 'Father' like he's newly ordained. Or kinky…

by Anonymousreply 32February 10, 2023 1:30 PM

Oh my, Father Mike can fill me up with the Holy Spirit.

by Anonymousreply 33February 10, 2023 1:30 PM

My reaction to R31 is —he is such a fag.

If he's not blowing teens in the confessional, he's hooking up with hotties in his car after CrossFit. Weekly at least.

by Anonymousreply 34February 10, 2023 1:32 PM

Crossfit members of both genders and all sexual persuasions are notorious for hooking up with one another. That's kind of a known fringe benefit.

by Anonymousreply 35February 10, 2023 1:35 PM

Didn't realize there was such a Catholic youth conference/datalounge crossover, R26, but should any of us really be surprised?

by Anonymousreply 36February 10, 2023 1:36 PM

He has sad eyes. So much sadness there.

Father Edward Beck is another one — sad eyes, reflecting a life lost.

by Anonymousreply 37February 10, 2023 1:36 PM

He follows a lot of male crossfit athletes on his Instagram, that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 38February 10, 2023 1:38 PM

Did the priest have one leg 8 inches shorter than the other? Perhaps it's Max/Mary trying another attempt to pull one over on DL.

by Anonymousreply 39February 10, 2023 1:40 PM

It would be so hot if he was bicurious if he hadn't spent the last twenty years bashing gay men.

by Anonymousreply 40February 10, 2023 1:47 PM

I just clicked on the Facebook link above, and lo and behold, Father Mike and I have a mutual friend. This friend is from Duluth and is a self-hating sometimes-gay fairy (his gayness comes out after a wine spritzer, but he's currently in a relationship with a woman).

I might send him a message. I shall report back ASAP, DL sleuths!

by Anonymousreply 41February 10, 2023 1:49 PM

To aid the little orphaned babies of Turkey, Father Mike is honcho-ing a "Hot Priests" calendar for 2023-4. He will be July.

by Anonymousreply 42February 10, 2023 1:53 PM

[quote]does Muriel archive them in her big dusty box?

I'll have you know my box is moist, inviting and surprisingly fragrant.

Asshole.

by Anonymousreply 43February 10, 2023 1:55 PM

Of COURSE we start talking about Muriel's box, just as I'm trying to eat breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 44February 10, 2023 1:58 PM

You've been spritzing Britney Spears' Midnight Fantasy up your cooter again, haven't you, R43?

by Anonymousreply 45February 10, 2023 1:59 PM

Ah, Mike Schmitz! He gives a lot of talks about what you should and should not do with your body. And in one of them he says this… No way this guy isn't a freak!

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by Anonymousreply 46February 10, 2023 2:02 PM

Eh, the link didn't work quite as I expected. Go to 11:50…

by Anonymousreply 47February 10, 2023 2:03 PM

[quote] This is the same guy who compared trans people to children pretending to be dogs?

A broken clock…

They have people who are trans animals now.

by Anonymousreply 48February 10, 2023 2:21 PM

Again, how did they link this to him?

by Anonymousreply 49February 10, 2023 2:22 PM

At R49 it could be any of the very attractive Minnesotan campus chaplains with large followings on social media.

by Anonymousreply 50February 10, 2023 2:41 PM

Hello DL! My name is Laurie. I made this post and I was the original complainant to the diocese about Schmitz. The diocese responded to my complaint saying they were investigating. How far they'll get - who knows? Sara found the original thread but wasn't intending to publish it or do anything about it because she's too much of a fan of his. If he's innocent, I'm sure he'll be just fine and free in no time to trash filthy homos like myself and get back on his anti-gay grift. So interesting that there could be such a detailed blind on a thread that wasn't even about him, long before he became famous. Some of y'all may have been born yesterday, but I wasn't. I saw the original thread, y'all had no idea it was about Schmitz at that time.

by Anonymousreply 51February 10, 2023 3:01 PM

[quote]The post claims Fr Michael jerked off a (male) member of staff

Good thing you told us it was a male he jerked off.

We were quite confused.

by Anonymousreply 52February 10, 2023 3:25 PM

R52 it's not my fault you lack imagination…

by Anonymousreply 53February 10, 2023 3:27 PM

Father Mike admits he is "the fun uncle" in R31. I think we know what that means.

by Anonymousreply 54February 10, 2023 3:37 PM

"Laurie" doesn't realize that we can also tell she wrote r15, where she pretended to be a gay man "jerkin it" to Schmitz.

Seriously, read all the posts of "hers" on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 55February 10, 2023 3:39 PM

I once hooked up with a catholic priest while on vacation in Australia. He viewed it simply as a job with a good retirement - he actually said that. He said a LOT of priests simply view it as a job and a LOT of priests were gay, as he had hooked up with many. I don't know whether I believe him or even if he was a real catholic priest. But, the way he spoke, it was borderline plausible.

He specifically said that a lot of guys brought up in very religious families became catholic priests to try to pray away the gay and thought that by becoming priests they could supress their urges. But, by the time they realized it wasn't going to work, they were so far into becoming a priest and would disappoint their very religious families if they quit, that they just kept going.

by Anonymousreply 57February 10, 2023 3:52 PM

WOW! I've been following Fr Mike the past few years with BIAY and the new CIAY he started last month. Can't say I'm surprised by this, as my gaydar has always pinged with him.

by Anonymousreply 58February 10, 2023 4:04 PM

Interesting [R55], I've written two anonynmous posts on this thread and that one wasn't one of them. "Laurie" is gender neutral name.

by Anonymousreply 59February 10, 2023 4:08 PM

What I don't get about the OP pretending to be "Laurie Whittaker" at r51 is that they seem, in their other comments (they're about 1/3 of the comments on this thread), to be familiar with DL, but they don't know enough about DL to know that the ignore trick would catch them almost immediately?

by Anonymousreply 60February 10, 2023 4:09 PM

If Datalounge is a kind of carnival, surely here we've wandered into the House of Mirrors??

by Anonymousreply 61February 10, 2023 4:11 PM

r59, enough, you're 23 replies on this thread, pretending to be multiple people: the OP, "Laurie," and r46 who acts like they just came across this thread.

Any DLer can use the ignore function to see for themselves.

by Anonymousreply 62February 10, 2023 4:11 PM

Well, you've just gone and ruined all my fun. I am still the person who complained about Schmitz. I would do it again. And I'm a fucking man.

by Anonymousreply 63February 10, 2023 4:22 PM

I’ve hooked up with a few Catholic priests, been hit on (as an adult) by many. And what R57 is true. They join the priesthood to hide and pray the gay away. Being a priest is the greatest thing their son can do, being gay is the worst. They stick with. Some actually enjoy the job, and don’t let the ban on sex get in their way. Some straight priests are known to hook up with women.

Former Catholic here.

by Anonymousreply 64February 10, 2023 4:30 PM

Can't wait until the truth comes out.

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by Anonymousreply 65February 10, 2023 4:52 PM

If this ends up being faked the DL will be shut down.

by Anonymousreply 66February 10, 2023 4:56 PM

Worse things have happened on DL than a reporter pretending to be the victim of sexual abuse, and those didn't get DL shut down, so this won't.

by Anonymousreply 67February 10, 2023 5:06 PM

Father Milky Loads. Way to uh, bust a nut, DL

by Anonymousreply 68February 10, 2023 5:09 PM

R67 those things didn't involve the RCC

by Anonymousreply 69February 10, 2023 5:09 PM

If the story is true, it's no surprise that he freaked out and fled after he got his nut.

by Anonymousreply 70February 10, 2023 5:11 PM

Verification of Schmitz sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 71February 10, 2023 5:18 PM

[quote]Worse things have happened on DL than a reporter pretending to be the victim of sexual abuse, and those didn't get DL shut down, so this won't.

I always worry just a bit that some of the jokes go too far on DL, even if you know the gallows humor commonly used here.

If you don't read DL regularly and get a feel for stuff, let alone the fact that many people seem satire/sarcasm impaired when reading, you'd be somewhat horrified. We're just inured - asbestos eyeballs, as it were.

by Anonymousreply 72February 10, 2023 5:30 PM

[quote]Well, you've just gone and ruined all my fun.

Oh, I think you managed that all by yourself Laurie.

by Anonymousreply 73February 10, 2023 6:00 PM

Fr Mike Schmitz is a menace and is dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 74February 10, 2023 6:14 PM

R74 SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Anonymousreply 75February 10, 2023 6:41 PM

R75, what are you talking about?

by Anonymousreply 76February 10, 2023 6:53 PM

Hmmm ... The referenced tweet is deleted, and I don't see the original (screenshat) DL post either. So what the hell are people talking about?

by Anonymousreply 77February 10, 2023 6:57 PM

I doubt very much that the Diocese of Duluth is concerned about a Datalounge thread by an anonymous person. They do have more important things to deal with these days.

by Anonymousreply 78February 10, 2023 7:08 PM

She deleted it but I still have it. I don't see what the big deal is in publishing something that been in the public domain for almost a decade.

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by Anonymousreply 79February 10, 2023 7:35 PM

Engaging in mutual masturbation with a parishioner is generally looked down upon R78 even in MN.

by Anonymousreply 80February 10, 2023 7:37 PM

Father Mike can menace my hole!

by Anonymousreply 81February 10, 2023 7:46 PM

The accusation is rather…a nothing? Sure, it would make him a huge hypocrite if he’s anti gay but It’s not like he raped or even coerced someone. A quick handjob isn’t even sex. Why is it even being investigated? I can understand if it was an accusation—but something some random posted on DL? Even I take 99% of what’s posted on DL with a huge grain of salt.

by Anonymousreply 82February 10, 2023 7:48 PM

IDK, priests have been punished for less. In 2001 a gay priest in Louisiana was asked to resign after he was recognized in a photography book about New Orleans. He was wearing full leather gear during the day in the gay part of the French Quarter. He wasn't defrocked, but he hasn't served as a parish priest since.

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by Anonymousreply 83February 10, 2023 8:07 PM

^ Correction: He was shirtless with Mardi Gras beads and an armband

by Anonymousreply 84February 10, 2023 8:08 PM

Unless Father Mike raped Arnie Hamner, I don't fucking care.

by Anonymousreply 85February 10, 2023 8:30 PM

[R80] You're going to have to deliver more than an anonymous thread on Datalounge if you want them to take you seriously. Your posts and Tweet are humorous, at best.

by Anonymousreply 86February 10, 2023 8:51 PM

R83 for some reason I found the thought of a priest kitted out in full leather gear really amusing. That would be an interesting address to his congregation.

I’ll never forget hearing about this drunken, gambling, brothel-frequenting priest or pastor who told his congregation that if they ever see him drunk, gambling or sneaking around the town with whores that it was simply “the devil doing it, using me to teach you a lesson.” They were so stupid they actually accepted his excuse.

by Anonymousreply 87February 10, 2023 9:00 PM

[quote]Why is it even being investigated?

The email response said the diocese will take "appropriate steps to evaluate" the allegation. I'm sure that means laughing at the crackpot who forwarded it and never thinking about it again.

by Anonymousreply 88February 10, 2023 9:14 PM

[quote]The email response said the diocese will take "appropriate steps to evaluate" the allegation. I'm sure that means laughing at the crackpot who forwarded it and never thinking about it again.

Well, given the decades of allegations regarding pedo priests that they chose to ignore, whitewash, gaslight, blackmail and extort victims, and "evaluate" before taking even the most minor action, I'm sure that's the extent of what they'll do.

by Anonymousreply 89February 10, 2023 9:32 PM

R 88 - Exactly. It was a standard 'thank you and we will look into this' form message. In other words, "Buzz off".

by Anonymousreply 90February 10, 2023 9:34 PM

Is this all because he's hot? As long as it's not a kid and the sex is consensual are people really losing sleep over hot priests fucking?

by Anonymousreply 91February 10, 2023 9:49 PM

How very interesting that some troll who's never posted here before suddenly stirs up a bunch o' shit......

by Anonymousreply 92February 10, 2023 9:52 PM

R31 he seems absolutely off his rocker….poor dear really struggles with his attractions.

by Anonymousreply 94February 10, 2023 10:46 PM

Fine. If you're all happy to defend this homophobe then I'm out.

by Anonymousreply 95February 10, 2023 10:56 PM

My Ouija Board says that you ask questions you have no business to ask!!!

by Anonymousreply 96February 10, 2023 10:57 PM

One would do more than just agree that hypocrisy and homophobia and backward religious power bases are terrible and need to be taken down, but an alleged story about an unseen post ought not provoke anything but that.

Other sources may nail the bum, but where's the actual DL association?

WE AIN'T GOT IT SO DON'T BLAME US, GRETA!

by Anonymousreply 98February 10, 2023 11:02 PM

NO man that looks like that isnt getting off somehow. I had a friend who was going to be a priest then dropped out.He told me so many stories of the goings on at night in the Abbey and at 1st (this was long before all the scandals) I thought he was exaggerating . Now I believe him completely. The one that stands out was a yard man that tok care of the grounds. My friend said he was gorgeous,and wasnt above letting the priest suck his dick or he'd fuck them for some extra cash. My friend said he spent more time in the priests rooms than he did on the lawn !

by Anonymousreply 99February 10, 2023 11:04 PM

I demand to speak to the manager!

by Anonymousreply 100February 10, 2023 11:11 PM

I’m very unclear as to why this prancing kaween warrants this much attention? Nice looking, but not even marginally sexy. What gives, gurrls?

by Anonymousreply 104February 10, 2023 11:31 PM

R104: he has aged a bit in the last year or so, but is still very attractive in that masculine all American mid western way

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by Anonymousreply 105February 10, 2023 11:37 PM

When I was in school I worked as a caterer/bartender and one of my employer’s accounts was the local Catholic Diocese. The bishop would always have the priests celebrating their 10/15/20/25 ordination anniversaries to his house in small groups for a cocktail hour and dinner. We’d do three or four in a week every spring.

The general mood was demure until the cocktails started kicking in, and by the desert course it was Boys In The Band meets Two Old Gays Catch Up but with a dress code and better jewelry. I was young and cute and it was always a good party because I’d get a few folded twenties surreptitiously pressed into my palm accompanied by a plump, crepey wink.

This bishop was a lot like this guy. He played up his masculine side, working out and playing up his love of football. Never once drank a drop in my presence, I genuinely believe he was straight, one of the few at the dinners normally. He was always on edge with the rest of the older campy, parish priests and eager to get them drunk, fed, and out of his house. He’s gone on to a much bigger diocese now, I think he’ll end up as an Archbishop.

by Anonymousreply 106February 10, 2023 11:51 PM

We can agree to disagree, R105. He is the personification of “he opened his mouth and his purse fell out,” IMHO. Total boner killer.

by Anonymousreply 107February 10, 2023 11:59 PM

R95 If you’re referring to me, try reading my post again through a sarcastic lens. I’d expose him in a heartbeat if I had the chance. He’s good looking, but also insane, destructive and turning that out on the world.

by Anonymousreply 108February 11, 2023 12:02 AM

As a former seminarian of a large archdiocese. I’ve known many priests like Fr. Schmitz and I’ve known the ones like those mentioned in R106. I’ve also known and been friends with ones who were the middling smart parish priests who really just want to be priests. I’m very fond of those memories because they made me the man I am today, who while not a priest strives to be ethical, moral with a concern for the least among us… And not in a Fr. Daniel McCormack sort of way.

by Anonymousreply 109February 11, 2023 12:08 AM

[quote]Is this all because he's hot?

He USED TO BE hot, but he clearly had the “sell by” date of a British prince:

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by Anonymousreply 110February 11, 2023 12:21 AM

Back when he could still be considered as a ‘twunk’

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by Anonymousreply 111February 11, 2023 12:53 AM

Bunch of catholic priests runnin around sprinklin incest on everyone.

by Anonymousreply 112February 11, 2023 12:56 AM

I still find the existence of this thread very interesting.

Out of nowhere someone posts about something making an accusation and/or outing someone

Ignoredar shows said poster commenting at itself

The post gains traction on social media and takes on a life of its own......

This sounds like the Seacow and Cockgobbler situation.....

by Anonymousreply 114February 11, 2023 2:38 AM

R91, they preach hate against gays, that's why

by Anonymousreply 115February 11, 2023 2:55 AM

I just want to suck his cock.

by Anonymousreply 116February 11, 2023 3:08 AM

R108 I was talking about all y'all. So disappointed with this thread. It's OK. I'll still tell y'all how it goes when I have finally spoken to the manager. I realize they probably won't do shit, but if that's the case then there's nothing for anyone to worry about.

by Anonymousreply 117February 11, 2023 3:59 AM

R98 I took the receipts down but when this turns out to be true imma put them straight back up. A perfectly accurate blind about a priest who wasn't even famous yet? C'mon y'all.

by Anonymousreply 118February 11, 2023 4:14 AM

Father Mike with DL fave Megyn Kelly.

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by Anonymousreply 120February 11, 2023 5:01 AM

I wanna open his robe and take his anointment all over my face.....

by Anonymousreply 121February 11, 2023 5:06 AM

Yikes! Does this mean the nuns are watching us?

Do I need to put tin foil on my keyboard or something? Sprinkle it with holy water?

by Anonymousreply 122February 11, 2023 5:09 AM

[quote]R59 “Laurie" is a gender neutral name.

Hear, hear!

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by Anonymousreply 123February 11, 2023 5:38 AM

As a young gay who considers himself an ex-Catholic, I can only cheer this thread on. Even though this priest guy is a hunk, I'm sure there are skeletons in his closet. One thing I've discovered about clergy in my recent time finding myself is that clergy knows NOTHING about people. They can paint their face, wear garbs, walk the walk, invent rules, etc., they're no closer to God than you or I. The Zoomer generation outside of trad Catholic brainwashed = the end of the RCC in America.

by Anonymousreply 124February 11, 2023 6:09 AM

There's always been a lot of closeted Catholics on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 125February 11, 2023 6:55 AM

[quote] I'll still tell y'all how it goes when I have finally spoken to the manager.

You mean when you write yourself another email where you pretend to be the Duluth Diocese? Okay wow I cannot wait for that scintillating update.

by Anonymousreply 126February 11, 2023 10:40 AM

The Church of the Epiphany, circa 2016

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by Anonymousreply 127February 11, 2023 11:00 AM

R126 Why do you stan Schmitz so hard? What is it with this guy that even the gays swoon over him no matter how much money he earns from his anti-gay talks/books/speeches etc.?

by Anonymousreply 128February 11, 2023 11:52 AM

We called him “Muscle Mike” In seminary.

by Anonymousreply 129February 11, 2023 12:43 PM

that photo at r111......phwoar!

by Anonymousreply 130February 11, 2023 3:09 PM

Is Laurie Seacow? Or Defuckto?

by Anonymousreply 132February 11, 2023 3:20 PM

That photo in R!! - Looks like the first page of a Playgirl photo-spread of the centerfold back in the 80s/90s. Always a close-up of the guy with his shirt on, then when you turn the pages, he slowly reveals everything for you - right up until the centerfold spread.

by Anonymousreply 134February 11, 2023 3:51 PM

This thread was better when I was talking to myself.

by Anonymousreply 135February 11, 2023 4:26 PM

Why do the accusatory posts keep disappearing?

by Anonymousreply 136February 11, 2023 5:23 PM

The journalist who originally posted them took them down after she discovered this thread and now she's in a huff and not talking to me.

I took them down off my own twitter because y'all keep calling me lame and troll. If you want tea don't throw it in the face of they that pours it. I'll repost if I get any updates.

by Anonymousreply 137February 11, 2023 5:33 PM

If “journalists” are looking to DL for news stories, they must really be desperate. (No offence DL, you know I love you.)

by Anonymousreply 141February 11, 2023 10:54 PM

This one also smells like the "I'm engaged to Seth McFarlane" nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 142February 12, 2023 12:03 AM

[quote] I wanna open his robe and take his anointment all over my face.....

Again and again and again…………

by Anonymousreply 143February 12, 2023 12:29 AM

[quote] We called him “Muscle Mike” In seminary.

And we all secretly dreamed of drinking his muscle milk

by Anonymousreply 144February 12, 2023 12:34 AM

R142 Or Russell Crowe....

by Anonymousreply 145February 12, 2023 12:57 AM

He has an Irish grandmother, which helps explain that lovely "Black Irish" combination of dark hair and blue eyes. That might also help explain why his skin is getting so thoroughly aged.

by Anonymousreply 146February 12, 2023 8:02 AM

[quote]If you want tea

You didn't give us tea, you just screencapped tea that was already here on DL! WE gave YOU the gossip! Damn, woman.

by Anonymousreply 147February 12, 2023 9:23 AM

Wasn’t there a Father Mike on “Frasier”?

by Anonymousreply 148February 12, 2023 9:39 AM

R147 what did you expect from a stupid attention whore cunt fuck frau like R137?

by Anonymousreply 149February 12, 2023 2:11 PM

I prefer Father Casey, who is cute and smart.

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by Anonymousreply 150February 12, 2023 2:35 PM

Fr. Casey is quite the little hottie. I’ve never lusted after a priest before. There’s a first time for everything I guess.

by Anonymousreply 151February 12, 2023 6:02 PM

[quote]they're no closer to God than you or I.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 152February 12, 2023 6:03 PM

Where's the mistake, R152?

by Anonymousreply 153February 12, 2023 8:41 PM

[quote]they're no closer to God than you or I.

they're no closer to God than you or me.

Everyone thinks there’s something wrong with using the word me. There isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 154February 12, 2023 8:46 PM

[quote]Everyone thinks there’s something wrong with using the word me. There isn’t.

R154, that may be the case but the post you were "correcting" is also acceptable. Certainly not so obviously erroneous as to warrant an "Oh, dear!"

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by Anonymousreply 155February 12, 2023 8:57 PM

You are incorrect, R152/R154.

The words "are" am "am" are implied by that statement: They are no closer to God than you are or I am.

by Anonymousreply 156February 12, 2023 8:57 PM

I want to know what Father Casey's damage is. A psychiatrist would have a field day with him.

by Anonymousreply 157February 12, 2023 8:59 PM

What is this fuckery and implied words?

You can’t “imply” a word. It makes no sense. Grammatically it’s incorrect unless you write the word “am.”

Eh, regardless, grammarians have been arguing this point for years.

by Anonymousreply 158February 12, 2023 9:12 PM

R157, Father Casey or Father Mike?

Admittedly, I watched Fr. Casey on mute for a minute because there are other people here and I just wanted to see him. Did he say something fucked up?

by Anonymousreply 159February 12, 2023 9:13 PM

[quote]What is this fuckery and implied words?

It's the same concept as identifying the verb in the following statement: "Please give me the book." The correct answer is "Please", but what you probably think is the verb - "give" - is actually a shortening of the infinitive "to give"; therefore, the "to" is implied.

by Anonymousreply 160February 12, 2023 9:20 PM

Fr Casey is hot, but I'll stick with Fr. Mike. Or, I'll do a threesome of they are up to it.

by Anonymousreply 162February 13, 2023 12:48 AM

R159, Father Casey never says anything offensive. He tends to be pretty savvy and diplomatic and hot.

by Anonymousreply 163February 13, 2023 4:11 AM

In this video, Father Casey explains how to counter conspiracy theorists.

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by Anonymousreply 164February 13, 2023 4:27 AM

[quote] [R91], they preach hate against gays, that's why

R115, what a stupid statement to make. I've never met a priest who preaches "hate against gays." You are absurd.

Despite official Church doctrine, priests and religious sisters are by and large very welcoming of and accepting of gay people.

by Anonymousreply 165February 13, 2023 2:01 PM

[quote] I wanna open his robe and take his anointment all over my face.....

If you knew what you were talking about you could have had a much more clever and provocative post. Let me show you how it's done...

I wanna open his robe and take his chrism all over my face.

by Anonymousreply 166February 13, 2023 2:03 PM

[quote] I want to know what Father Casey's damage is. A psychiatrist would have a field day with him.

What makes you say that? Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 167February 13, 2023 2:10 PM

[quote]What makes you say that? Seriously.

He is traditionally handsome, some might say incredibly good looking and young. This is my own personal bias, but I have hard time believing that he chose this path because he lead a normal well-adjusted life growing up. Before you yell at me, I acknowledge that it's prejudice.

by Anonymousreply 168February 13, 2023 2:28 PM

Thanks for replying, R168. You must know many priests or members of religious orders. Many seminarians, priests, monastics, and religious are very handsome (hot even). Believe it or not, there are people who feel called by God to give their lives over to the spreading of the gospel. It doesn't mean that they are not well adjusted simply because you can't relate. Same with the military.

by Anonymousreply 169February 13, 2023 2:34 PM

^^ CORRECTION:

You must [bold] NOT [/bold] know many priests or members of religious orders.

by Anonymousreply 170February 13, 2023 2:40 PM

[quote]because he lead a normal well-adjusted life

Oh, DEAR!

by Anonymousreply 171February 13, 2023 2:43 PM

[quote] He said a LOT of priests simply view it as a job

What they actually view it as is a convenient way to hide their queerness from their family and friends.

One thing I do know is that a lot of so-called Holy men of all religions don't believe for one second that God is or ever was an actual being or that Heaven and Hell are real places. God is nothing more than an idea. To them religion is nothing more than a revenue generating industry. Their main concern on a daily basis is profit and loss. Soul saving is just the service they peddle

by Anonymousreply 172February 13, 2023 2:57 PM

And a douche for referring to being gay as “queerness.”

by Anonymousreply 174February 13, 2023 3:04 PM

He needs to lay off the hair/beard dye and let the gray grown in. Even sexier!

by Anonymousreply 175February 13, 2023 3:15 PM

[quote] If you knew what you were talking about

Well excuuuuuuuuse me

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by Anonymousreply 177February 13, 2023 4:16 PM

[quote]Believe it or not, there are people who feel called by God to give their lives over to the spreading of the gospel.

I know people who want to do the whole God thing, and more power to them, but they haven't given up fucking to do it.

by Anonymousreply 178February 13, 2023 4:30 PM

[quote] Believe it or not, there are people who feel called by God to give their lives over to the spreading of the gospel.

How did we get so many dimwitted holy rollers here?

by Anonymousreply 179February 13, 2023 4:33 PM

R172 That's certainly most of the evangelical / fundie circuit today.

The middle class sort of Niebuhresque pillar of the community/give to the poor/just enough war to keep us safe Christianity is long gone. No one to hate in that version, so the audience got bored and left......they now demand bread and circus and a scapegoat or two.

by Anonymousreply 180February 13, 2023 4:35 PM

[quote] How did we get so many dimwitted holy rollers here?

You'll be singing another tune if you ever need to services of a Catholic hospital who will help you no matter what. Your ability to pay or not pay will not be an issue. Don't be so arrogant.

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