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Good Morning! This is Dr. Suzanne Chabaud. It's Francais you know. And I know you are a hoarder.

Let me fix you. I know my impossibly hideous accent will make you feel better. Come sit with me while I judge your hoard You can braid my hair, but be careful, it falls out in chunks.I alone will fix your distress. How much of your hoard are you willing to part with? Can I sell it on Ebay? Did you record that team? Strike that from the record.

by Anonymousreply 12April 2, 2019 4:50 AM

The dead cats stay. And, I am unanimous in that.

by Anonymousreply 1March 29, 2019 11:53 AM

Dearest, R1. Do you have a place for that dead cat? Will you USE this dead cat, or will it become the detritus of your former life? Grow with love.

by Anonymousreply 2March 29, 2019 11:58 AM

Keep

Sell

Donate

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by Anonymousreply 3March 29, 2019 12:17 PM

Oy with the healing mantras. I need a drink. Can craft services make a Mimosa up in this shithole? Can I say shithole on A&E? Fuck it. Call Joan Steffand.

by Anonymousreply 4March 29, 2019 12:31 PM

Haha! I love me some Docta Su-zuuuun Sha-bow. But the leathery-skinned Vegas bimbo doctor is my all-time fav. Her reactions are just so much fun. And when she has to report abuse or neglect, my enjoyment is at a local maximum.

by Anonymousreply 5March 29, 2019 12:34 PM

You will not shame the good name of Chaboud, R5. How deep is your hoard, baby, how deep is your hoard, I really need to know. Cause we're living in a world of fools. Breaking us down... Wait, what? Andy Gibb, you will not take over my body, no matter how hot and dead you are! I think this could be a crossover episode with Ghosthunters. Let me call my producer. Su zahn out.

by Anonymousreply 6March 29, 2019 12:46 PM

bump for dead animal hording!

by Anonymousreply 7March 29, 2019 11:56 PM

Dr. Chabaud had a stroke with brain hemorrhaging a couple of years ago. Don't think she will be on the new season of Hoarders currently airing.

by Anonymousreply 8March 30, 2019 12:12 AM

What do all think of Dr. Tonya Harding?

by Anonymousreply 9March 30, 2019 12:28 AM

R8 really?? I love Dr Chabaud. I’m sorry to hear that.

by Anonymousreply 10March 30, 2019 12:33 AM

I'm a fighter, baby! Don't count me out just yet. A little brain bleed clears the nerve endings, I always say. I spy with my little wonky eye a helluva hoard! I'm gonna slip in to case the joint, I mean evaluate the nature of the home and see what's really going on. Don't follow me, I'll be brave and take one for the team! Be a dear and hand me that metal detector.

by Anonymousreply 11March 30, 2019 1:08 AM

Are you ready to give up your hoad? Dr Suzanne will fix you baby. Just tell me where the silver is. Yes, I can fix you. You will recover and be as free as an ostrich at a zoo! A zoo! Can you stand it? Where is my appraiser up in here? There's a lot of costume jewelry. Yes, let's pick away at the trash of your soul.

by Anonymousreply 12April 2, 2019 4:50 AM

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