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What is your Holy Grail for a male nude scene by an actor who has never shown? Someone who has kept their manhood locked away and only been whispered about among fans.

I wish Ben Affleck would've shown more in Gone Girl. From the bit that I saw he looks pretty well hung.

I'm not sure I buy that was Affleck's penis r1.

Jon Hamm may be that hung, but his body is not nearly that muscular.

Jon Hamm, Armie Hammer, Dominic West, John Slattery

Beatrice Arthur, then Idris.

None. Not obsessed with celebrities. My favorite actors are mostly dead anyway. Would love to have seen Rod Taylor or James Garner (young version) nude. Garner had the best ass in the biz.

R5 and others....When most actors agree to nude scenes, they usually hire trainers six weeks in advance of shooting to shape up for it. I'd be Hamm would do that.

Idris. Dick must be huge.

[R8]: I’m with you on Taylor. There are a few photos of him in his prime shirtless, but that’s about all I’ve ever found.

Such a hot man. When I was a teenager, I actually joined his fan club and got a few autographed photos.

Bet he looked hot naked. Yum!

The late, great Gary Cooper was said to be very endowed. I wonder of there are any dick pics of him somewhere out there.

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Jon Hamm would be the holy grail

Idris Elba

Ryan Gosling

Hemsworth bros

This is for R7, since Ms. Arthur selfishly died before showing off her goods.

Justin Trudeau. I know he's not an actor. I'd settle for a leaked cock pic (with face).

Someone took a picture of Ryan Gosling while he was taking a piss.

Blake Jenner who is rumored to be hung like a mule, but used a fake one for this scene.

[quote] Nick Robinson

He's practically shown it all already on the red carpet with his VPLs.

One tasty little number I'd love to see naked is James Wolk.

Yeah I definitely want to see guys who are supposed to be hung. People like Leto and Hamm.

Most dicks are average and look the same.

Sean Connery. He's old now, but I'd still like to see it.

Ryan Gosling's dick looks a little banged up above huh?

R25 I've seen Keanu naked in the locker room of my gym. You ain't missing anything.

R28, please elaborate ...

Cut or uncut?

Keanu is all natural, dude.

Is this the closest Keanu has ever been to showing cock?

Richard Armitage. But he won't do it.

Lindsey Graham would be something to see, especially if he was getting fucked by a Russian KGB officer.

I would love to be at the next party where Chris Isaak performs his alleged auto-fellatio that Margaret Cho keeps mentioning.

Ben Barnes, almost but not quite there in Westworld.

I wish Evan Peters would finally reveal the main dish. He's teased for too long. I would love to see Jamie Bell's biscuits too!

[quote] Nick Robinson

[quote]He's practically shown it all already on the red carpet with his VPLs.

Shown it all? Where's his pubic hair?

Another one would be a Japanese actor, Kengo Kôra.

Definitely James Wolk. There was some slight side ass on Tell Me A Story, but it was out of focus. Seems like that's the closest he's come.

[quote]I would love to see Jamie Bell's biscuits too!

I'm not ashamed to reveal I had a wank or two imagining Bell's character in Turn getting it on with the big-bulged Seth Numrich.

I've always fantasized about Bubba (from Mama's Family) zipping down his jeans and pulling out his big cock.

R43 that is HOT! Is there someplace I can see more of those?

Sorry I have no idea who made it or where I originally found it. There are tons of celeb fakes out there, some better than others. Image search the celebrity you want and “nude” and you’ll get tons of hits. Here’s another Tay Tay

Alex Skarsgard was supposed to show some dong in Tarzan. I think it was just rumors. Damn I like him.

Alex gave a quick frontal in the True Blood finale.

Jared Leto, Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr.

R33. “Just the one, dear?”

Sorry, can't pick just one. Want all three of them. Damn fine men.

Can't stand Hamm. And has a flabby body. Not aging well.Definitely be Mr. John Wick.

[quote]Idris. Dick must be huge.

Why must it?

Of course JMV in Buster and Billie owns this thread. As I have contended many times here, if male frontals aren't hysterically taboo, why is the best nearly half a century old?

Hamm’s ham is WAY bigger than the one in the OP’s rendering based on the various VPL we’ve seen.

I want to see what Bradley Cooper is working with.

R27 That's obviously not a real pic of Gosling. Really horrible Photoshop.

R8 James Garner did show (though he was much older) in Murphy's Romance. He rises up after fucking Sally Field and you can see his flaccid cock and balls dangling between his legs.

R10 needs a locator anklet.

Liam Neeson hard. <-- Mine.

If Jon Hamm really did work out beforehand I would love to see him nude. But he's famously not much interested in his body, and always seems embarrassed by his big cock (even though he loves to freeball). I doubt he would ever show it onscreen.

I second Zac Efron. It's probably not anything to write home about considering he's a pocket gay, but still.

John Cena, preferably while riding some dick reverse cowboy

r21, Give Ryan Gosling some privacy. Damn you can't even take a piss in public anymore without that. Jeez isn't anything sacred. If I were a celebrity I would use a stall every time.

Ryan looks semi-erect in R21. I believe it’s real.

Came to say the same thing R58 did.

Hamm is supposed to have a serious Holy Grail of a cock....both long and incredibly thick, with a very big head. I guess OP's painting is just a guess, but even at half mast it looks smaller than what the real thing promises to be.

Do some of you not understand the question?

R72 Instead of bitching post your own fucking photos!

r70 I love how "Richard" is superimposed on his dick.

Chris Evans please move that f****** towel

Was that picture drawn of Jon Hamm 8 years ago?

I'm for Jake too. Damn sexy

I've always wanted to see Ron Perlman naked for some reason.

r78, that's a pretty good fake.

[quote]Michael Shannon —Anonymous

go buy a tix to "Frankie and Johnny at the Clarie de Lune" and see for yourself

James Garner did indeed have a fabulously round and thick ass.

R80 Michael Shannon's already gone full frontal. Extremely disappointing, since he has Big Dick Face.

The guy who does those Dirtiest Jobs Show. Might be interesting to see.

Zac Effron, Channing Tatum and Shawn Mendes

R91 At age 57 he's never been married. All sorts of rumors that he's gay.

R85 Gore Vidal called it "baroque."

any pics of garner's asset?

Roy Thinnes, c.1967, "The Invaders" Now and then the thin pants material indicates major meat. And he was gorgeous.

Gosling has a meaty dick!

I want to see Marlon Brando and James Dean making love.

R89, 90, others. Never heard of him. I just looked him up YEAH - I'd look for that.

R96 Would you settle for this?

Wow. Lotsa necrophiles here fantasize about dead people's cocks. Ewwww....

Keanu Reeves

He's half Asian, so his cock must be rather meagre. Or is he surprisingly hung?

He’s thick as a coke can r101!

Keanu can fuck you to heaven with is weighty dong and he shoots tremendous thin runny loads.

I always wished Dean Cain had shown at least his ass on screen. God he was gorgeous.

Henry Cavill

He also needs to show his ass again now that he's into working out.

R90 We've already seen Channing in all his glory.

R107 it is really weird seeing him completely hairless.

I know you fraus think he's a fattie even at his fittest but Chris Pratt

I second the Chris Isaak self suck scene request.

I know Darren Criss showed his ass in that Versace show but I'd like to see what he's packing up front. Might not be much though. His speedo bulge pics were nice.

Johnny Depp, although he's getting up there in age now. He should have shown his cock in Don Juan de Marco. That was the absolute peak of his hotness.

And I wish DiCaprio's nude scene in Total Eclipse had been filmed from a less unfortunate angle. It's impossible to tell how big he really is. Not sure I wanna see modern day Leo naked, though, even if he lost some weight. He's become such a weirdo.

r99, no. CoUldn't agree more, r104. Dean Cain and Aaron Eckhart are the Anita Bryants of male frontal nudity. They both know they're gorgeous and love to tease.

Who knew that Dean Cain is still so popular?

Cain’s ass and bulge in tight jeans were a sight to behold in those 90120 episodes he was in.

He's not an actor but hot daddy Lance Armstrong. I've always fantasized about him and sucking on his one ball and his dick which I suspect is big.

I can look at porn for perfect male bodies.

Lance Armstrong with his one ball? Now that's what I call morbid curiosity.

Damn he was beautiful r119

I know he's been dead for over 15 years, but I've always wanted to see Uncle Miltie's legendary schlong.

Come on now, we can do better than that! Paul Newman, Monty Clift, Burt Lancaster, Robert Ryan, Tony Curtis, Gene Kelly, Robert Mitchum, Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen,, John Wayne, Sidney Poitier, Richard Burton. Fess Parker, Ty Harden, Lee Marvin, to name but a few.

r124, the legend is that Uncle Miltie would participate in contests to see who was the most endowed. When asked how much he pulled out , he replied, "Only enough to win."

The Thinking Woman's Fave, Jeremy Northam.

Adorable, furry Charlie Cox.

You might as well include Forrest Tucker, who was supposedly very well endowed, and enjoyed showing it off, r125.

Chris Evans is mine for damn near everything. I have irrational lust for him.

Other cocks I would love to see :

Josh Myers ( Seth Myers' Brother)

Christian Bale - I suspect he's average but I would love to put a cock to his American Psycho character

Colm Feore b/c zaddy <3

Seth Myers and brother Josh Myers in the same scene, cock and ass nude.

I want to see a movie where Hugh Jackman is forced to cum all over his face and chest.

Don’t kill me... Mario Lopez

Is the OP Jon Hamm or Milo Ventigentalia?

Actually, I think the OP is Ryan Reynolds.

The OP painting looks somewhat like Hamm in the face but I'm not sure it was even meant to be him. The body is nothing like Hamm's. And I'm not even referencing his famous dick with that - overall it looks more like some sexy Italian dude.

I think the OP is supposed to be Ryan Gosling.

Burt Lancaster showed the goods

Where did those Burt Lancaster pics come from?

R140. The Burt Lancaster pics have been floating around the Internet for years. I didn't post them so I don't know where they came from originally.

yul brynner was no shrinking violet

Girls, it's a fantasy painting of the idealistic John Hamm.

Jon Hamm nude - in your dreams.

R146 Yes. He's always comes close. That scene in "This is 40" where he has his pants off and his legs are spread as he's looking at his asshole with a mirror.

and then there's this...

You can have Burt Lancaster. He should have done everybody a favor and kept his clothes on.

r148 must be blind or just have terrible taste if he snubs Burt Lancaster.

Real, well-lit, lengthy, unobscured (and with no prosthetics used), cock, balls and ass scenes with:

Jon Hamm Ken Watanabe Paul Rudd Jared Leto Jake Gyllenhaal Matthew McConaughey Paul Dano Matt Damon James Franco

The cocks of middle-aged tv stars like David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, off-beat cocks like John Oliver, CNN/MSNBC socks of Ari Melber, Chris Hayes, Anderson Cooper

R155 I picture Anderson Cooper to be well-hung.

R148 is the most offensive post I've read on DL this year.

At some point Jon Hamm will have no choice but to release the Hamaconda to help his career. He hasn't done anything significant since Mad Men.

I imagine his nude scene will be something shocking and powerful.

like the moment Julie Andrews bared all in "SOB."

Colin Firth. Yes, even now. Actually, especially now. (I never found his Darcy to be particularly sexy. But A Single Man--FUCK!)

Do any of them have the guts to do a lengthy frontal scene ala Julianne Moore in SHORTCUTS?

I'd love to see John Krasinski nude. I bet he's packing.

Robert Conrad -- 40 years ago.

Jon won't. He is too busy sucking up to the St. Louis Blues. Holding a press conference. Give me a break. Big dick, no brain.

Harrison Ford 40 years ago

definitely Jake. Cuz I know it's huge and thick.

Kaitlyn. In a flowing Donna Karan caftan. Best of both worlds.

James Naughton fucking brother David Naughton.

There's supposed to be a lot of dicks on display in HBO's Euphoria including a micro dick

[quote]Justin Trudeau. I know he's not an actor. I'd settle for a leaked cock pic (with face).

Trudeau did have one acting role before he became an MP.

He did a brief naked ass scene in the Canadian World War I movie where he played a soldier.

I like this one better, r165

Ashton Kutcher. Brittany Murphy said he has a penis but I would like to judge for myself.

[quote]Where did those Burt Lancaster pics come from?

They've been around for years. Same with the Yul Brynner pics. They get posted on DL every few years, and on other male celebrity sites.

Several movie stars posed naked in the old days before they made it big.

[quote]Ben Barnes, almost but not quite there in Westworld.

Yes, Ben should show us his cock so we can finally resolve whether he is cut or uncut.

Ben Hardy, anyone--even though he makes his money/fame by his arse, I should imagine.

R170 sadly, I don't think there's much to see. I'd rather see his ass.

R183, Momoa showed his ass on Game of Thrones, but yeah, it would be nice to see his cock.

[quote]Ben Hardy, anyone--even though he makes his money/fame by his arse, I should imagine.

Already done it on stage.

David Harbour- front and back, head to toe.

He doesn't seem very big for his height but I think his balls are cute in the Hanna torture scenes.

I knew about that film, r176. I even got the disc of it but it wouldn't properly play.

Caps, anyone? (I'm wondering, if you could really see Justin's ass in it, why there aren't caps all over the internet?)

[quote]There's supposed to be a lot of dicks on display in HBO's Euphoria including a micro dick

I only did a brief cameo.

R190, are you saying there’s dick in Hanna? The movie or the show on Amazon?

Has he at least taken his shirt off, r196, in that CBS summer series he's starring in?

And the crusaders against movie nudity - Val Kilmer, Dean Cain, Aaron Eckhardt, Jim Belushi.

I wanted Ralph Fiennes to do an extended full-frontal scene soon. In "A Bigger Splash", he delivered unapologetically, in a daylight scene and at night.

See, wishes do come true.

It's interesting that Ralph Fiennes is cut.

Ralph Fiennes in the Baby of Macon - closeup shot of his peen = uncut, foreskin pulled back.

That man from heaven. Keanu Reeves

No, I think he's cut, R203.

I think you can even see the circ scar above.

Maybe he got circumcised for "Sonnenschein."

Is Fiennes of Jewish background? He played a Jewish character in a film a few years back.

George Clooney. He has enough chutzpah to do it, but he needs to do it while he's still in relatively good shape. I remember hearing he once went to a rehearsal wearing only that "black eyeglasses/black mustache" mask on his cock. Everything was reportedly in view, pubes, cock, balls. I wish I was there.

Who is that at R190 and what's the shot from, please? Thanks!

New Yorker bitches with mutilated cocks are looking for an ally in Ralph? LOL

r210, that's Joel Kinnaman.

I had to do a reverse image search to find out. I have no idea why r190 would think we would all know who that is--he's hardly a household name.

Indeed, r213. That won the WTF? medal for today.

R158 Oh, the thought of Jon Hamm ripping open his pants and all his manhood spilling out. YUM.

Or maybe walking out wearing nothing but a pair of leather chaps with his meat swinging from side to side...oh my God..

That Channing Tatum photo is an obvious fake.

R190 His face and body is the only reason to watch Altered Carbon.

R213 is an old coot who doesn't know an uncut cock even if it hits her in the face.

Sasha Mitchell was hot as fuck back in the day. Too bad he turned out to be a piece of shit.

^No he didn’t. It was his ex wife who was the POS.

Nick Zano - I’ll bet he’s got a meaty cock.

Didn't Clooney show his ass in Solaris r209?

Almost any actor will show ass in a picture. Not many turn around and show us everything.

The perfect "almost" moment for Aaron Eckhart and Jason Patric.

And, R102, you know this how?

Aaron Taylor-Johnson goes full frontal in the opening scene of A Million Little Pieces. When does it come out digitally?

It was released last year (to no box office and bad reviews)

Slightly off-topic, but Dean Cain's Wiki page says he's ⅜ Japanese. What does that mean? I'm admittedly not the sharpest.

I used to think Dean Cain was cute, but the fact he's a Republican is a turnoff.

I'll admit I enjoyed Bruce Willis' nudity in Color of Night.

He may be an asshole but at least he's willing to show it off on screen.

Don't forget Kevin Bacon's semi in "Wild Things" ...a.k.a. "45 degrees of Kevin Bacon".

R222 I agree. He was very hot. Don't google what he looks like today. He aged badly.

Clooney also showed his ass in "The American" -- the movie where he plays an assassin in Italy.

Here's a real nude shot of Channing Tatum back from his modeling days. The image was published only as a negative image and the colors are reversed here which is why it looks so funky.

r228, what movie was that?

r240 Probably "Your Friends and Neighbors"

R231, I suppose it could mean that 1 of his 4 grandparents is Japanese, and another one is half-Japanese?

Just so they can inherit my good looks and great wealth.

R238, it's too bad Channing didn't do a proper full frontal photo.

I'd be interested in seeing Zayn Malik or Ben Hardy give it to Jon Hamm. It's fun sometimes to see daddy take it from the boi.

This alleged image of Jon Hamm has been floating around the net for a several months now.

His legs are not that hairy.

Also, that clearly isn’t Jon Hamm.

Dylan O’Brien, bottom resistant but not adverse

R231, each of your parents supplies 50% of your genetic makeup. Therefore, each grandparent supplies 25% of your genes and each great-grandparent supplies 12.5%. 12.5% is one eighth of a whole. Dean Cain is three eighths Japanese. So, three of his eight great-grandparents were Japanese.

R250 *smacks forehead* oh yeah! Should've remembered everyone had 8 great-grandparents.

Luke Kirby. He is hot as hell.

R252, if you're talking about the Canadian actor, I think he showed his cock & balls a few years ago on the soft porn t.v. series "Tell Me You Love Me ".

Always had the hots for Matt Damon.

R249 I can see him doing a nude scene eventually.

[quote]Ewan McGregor

Ewan's obviously shown cock multiple times, here's one. As a bonus you get Tilda's titties as well.

Yup, Ewan was one of the first male movie stars to show so much cock.

Ewan was the first male movie star to present hole.

R259, are you referring to the scene in 'Velvet Goldmine' where Ewan bends over and shows his ass?

I believe that r254 was being facetious.

[quote]Dylan O’Brien, bottom resistant but not adverse

Oh, dear.

I've always wanted to see Robert Redford and Paul Newman nude when they were younger.

I now anticipate seeing Timothy Hughes jerking off video. Anyone?

I'm already excited for "Take Me Out" returning to Broadway. So many beautiful theatre actors. I'm anticipating who's going to be naked in the shower.

R266, which guys are in the cast?

Kevin Costner had some moments 25-30 years ago that made me want to see him nude.

Kevin was nude in two movies from 1990 Revenge and Dances with Wolves. Ass shots.

That's just it, R267, no one knows the cast yet. Names are being thrown around. The anticipation is finding out which actors will make the commitment to get unabashedly naked onstage.

[quote]I believe that [R254] was being facetious.

I know. I was about to leave a bitchy reply but realized it's much more fun and constructive to just post a gif of Ewan's cock.

Jesse Williams, from Grey's Anatomy, has the lead role. Jussie Smollett read for the role and wanted it. Zachary Quinto has read for a supporting role. Jessie Tyler Ferguson is confirmed to play a money manager in the play. I don't think his is a naked role. But, hell, think about attending rehearsals! The play is due in April of next year.

R268 Kevin's full-frontal nude scene from For Love of the Game ended up on the cutting room floor after a test audience screening.

Jesse Williams is very beautiful but a nasty piece of work. I don't think he's particularly gay friendly either.

R274 There is an nice extra on the DVD which shows Kevin in a pair of white briefs.

Jon Hamm will come out swingin'

R277 Yes! When can we make this happen?

I was looking forward to seeing Kevin Costner's movie because I heard he had filmed some full-frontal scenes. The audience reaction was distracting at the test theater. Who knows what struck them. Was his cock too small or too long? Did he have a full bush (given the rest of his body hair) or did he manscape? Were his balls hanging really low or were they massively big?

The same thing happened when a test audience saw a full-frontal of Colin Farrell in 'A Home at the End of the World'. I've heard they gasped because his bush was unexpectedly huge and thick.

R280, who knows what the truth of that is, R280. They always seem to have some excuse as to why male full frontal nudity is cut out of a film.

Although it's true that Colin has a big bush in the sex video he did with the Playboy bunny.

R280 I've heard that during the test screening, after Costner's full-frontal scene, much of the audience spent their time discussing Kevin's cock rather than paying attention to the film itself, so it was decided to edit out the scene because it was a distraction. But, as 281 wrote, there always seems to be some excuse for not presenting male nudity.

Yeah, why isn't this an issue in European films where prominent European actors regularly show cock? Why is it always so "distracting" when it's an American film?

I think the male nude scenes become a distraction when the actor doing them is already an established box office draw. It probably wouldn't have been an issue if Kevin Costner was unknown or had already shown cock in one of his early films.

That's true, R283. When I watch a foreign film and find an actor particularly attractive, I'll google his name and add the word "nude" to the keywords. I'll tap "images" on the taskbar. Sure enough, there he is, in all his frontal glory in another film. Even British actors show everything in those scenes.

A couple of years ago, Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom were in a photo war, showing off full-frontal images of themselves for publicity. It went on for a couple of weeks.

Americans are shocked at male nudity. Other cultures aren't. It became an issue when certain people in history decided it was an issue, for our own benefit..

The audience was talking about how big Kevin Costner's cock was during the following scenes. So, it had to go.

Anyone but either Neal Patrick Harris or Andrew Randells.

One thing I hate that Hollywood does is tease us with press articles hinting that this star or other will be showing full frontal in an upcoming movie. They did that in 1998 with Brendan Fraser's Gods and Monsters. Of course he didn't show anything (not even a decent rear view). Now that Fraser's a fat pig, wouldn't it have been nice to memorialize his beauty at its peak?

R289, even more important would be an Armie Hammer frontal scene. Timothée has plenty of time to show us his goods. Armie's biological clock is ticking.

Arnie's biological cock is ticking.

Timmy has the meat, Armie has the potatoes.

Froy would be willing to do full-frontal nude if it were integral to the character's realization and part of the overall narrative arc, but the risk/downside is that after his scene the audience will be talking about his frenulum, and it will distract them from the story development.

Costner has a big cock and a huge bush, that's what I was told by someone involved with the production back then.

The same porn actress who had sex with Tiger Woods a few years ago also said she had sex with Kevin Costner.

[quote]The risk/downside is that after his scene the audience will be talking about his frenulum

Is the frenulum part of what's removed during circumcision?

Was Harry Styles nude in Dunkirk? Or was it merely "anticipated"? Was there any dong?

No dong. Not even dialogue.

R299, do you really think Harry Styles would have the guts to go naked?

I honestly have no idea, r301. He is nothing but a minor character on Datalounge to me.

I think I would cum unintended if I saw an actor's frenulum. We usually see their cocks hanging down, not so much the side which needs to be flipped upward to be seen. So natural and revealing, so hot!

Harry Styles would absolutely do full frontal. Everybody’s already seen his lovely dick anyway.

I wish Jack Huston or Charlie Cox would have gone full-frontal in Boardwalk Empire. Wasn't it in their contracts they would do it if asked? I was so happy to see Bobby Cannavale full-frontal in an scene beyond a flash. I wasn't prepared. Even more so when Luke Perry and Kirk Acevedo went full-frontal in Oz and James Purefoy did it in Rome. Full bushes, too. I'm waiting on Matt McConaughey, George Clooney and Brad Pitt (beyond the paparazzi photos). I have a feeling they will go for it before they get much older. Wouldn't it be great if they all did it together in a scene from a film starring all three?

[quote]I'm waiting on Matt McConaughey, George Clooney and Brad Pitt (beyond the paparazzi photos). I have a feeling they will go for it before they get much older. [bold]Wouldn't it be great if they all did it together in a scene from a film starring all three?[/bold]

No. I can hardly think of a trio whose penii I would less like to see. Now, show me Julian Morris, Aaron Tveit, and Topher Grace a la dong, and we can talk.

I'd add Matt Damon and make it a quartet. Maybe at a nude beach, with extended shots. Can you imagine America's reaction!

R309, isn’t Matt Damon too old and out of shape for that?

only recently really took advantage of the waves of pleasure provided by the frenulum. truly a hot spot.

Waiting for Archer to go full-frontal. I realize it's very strange to want an animated character to do so.

R311, they usually get snipped off during circumcision.

I want to see Tom Holland's naked ass.

[quote] Waiting for Archer to go full-frontal. I realize it's very strange to want an animated character to do so.

Who should play Archer in a live-action film?

I wouldn't kick Mcconaughey, Clooney, Pitt or Damon out of bed. In fact, I'd try to pull them in. In multiples. Mcconaughey revealed he doesn't manscape on Andy Cohen's show. I doubt the others do. Having experienced sexy older men who stay in shape and who don't trim, I don't have to be told to go for it.

What are the chances of an "Oh, Calcutta" revival? Maybe with an all male cast? Who would be most likely to be in the cast?

Any actor who wanted to be in the revival of "Take Me Out" and was not given a part might jump to "Oh, Calcutta". Isn't it on the bucket list now, going full frontal in a stage or movie production?

R313 - usually the case. I was circumcised as a teen and luckily have an intact frenulum. I had it pierced in high school. I had surgery when I was 18. Preop, I was feeling good from the Valium, and the nurse asked if I had any piercings. Without thinking I said “my dick”. My parents found out as they watched the nurse remove the barbell. lol

well, I guess that is why I am enjoying frenulum stim, being one of those outcast uncut dudes.

I've been watching Perry Mason and 77 Sunset Strip and have seen some very good looking featured actors who make the rounds of these shows in the 50s and 60s. Mark Dempsey is one of them. I just found out recently he was in the Broadway company of Oh Calcutta. Shocked me. I never would have guessed it. So, I have ordered Oh Calcutta from Amazon yesterday. (Thanks for the reminder!) I hope to receive it by Monday.

[quote]Waiting for Archer to go full-frontal. I realize it's very strange to want an animated character to do so.

There are short Archer hard core porn clips fans have made. I think I even had a wank or two watching them a few years ago.

Best frontal scene ever -- Peter Firth in Equus

[quote]Preop, I was feeling good from the Valium, and the nurse asked if I had any piercings. Without thinking I said “my dick”.

I hate having to say "my penis" in those medical situations. "Dick," "cock," and "dong" are all perfectly nice words. "Dick" and "dong" are hardly offensive.

[quote]Without thinking I said “my dick”. My parents found out as they watched the nurse remove the barbell. lol

You let your mom look at your dick?!

R328 - lol

1. It’s not like they never saw my dick before. They changed my diapers as a baby.. I have 3 brothers and we certainly weren’t modest. Naked pool parties happened. It was March and I had the piercing less than 3 months. They probably would have noticed at some point.

2. I was circumcised at 14. Who do you think changed my bandages?

3. I was stoned and more worried about tongue surgery.

R329, why were you circumcised at 14?

[quote]why were you circumcised at 14?

Worst birthday gift EVER!

R330 - phimosis. So bad I cried at times when I got hard. That was an embarrassing conversation with my parents. I was also the only uncircumcised guy in my family. I had heart surgery at birth and spent 2 months in neonatal icu. Ended up I never was circumcised. Had no idea it wasn’t normal to never see my knob. I had cement like smegma built up under the foreskin.

[quote]It’s not like they never saw my dick before. They changed my diapers as a baby.. I have 3 brothers and we certainly weren’t modest. Naked pool parties happened. It was March and I had the piercing less than 3 months. They probably would have noticed at some point

Having your mom see your dick as a baby is different than seeing it as an adult. Your mom would’ve noticed your dick piercing at some point because you have family naked pool parties. Okaaaaaay. Have social services been called?

R333 - hard to believe things were so different 40 years ago. No one would care if 4 brothers and their friends swam naked in the back yard pool. My brothers and friends all took swim lessons and swam every weekend at the Y - naked. Often swam there with our dad(s). Our high school had bathrooms without stalls and gang showers. This was normal.

I also wrestled for 6 years. Every parent and spectator at matches knew exactly what was hanging between my legs. It’s hard to hide anything, including a boner, in a singlet. Wrestlers are not modest.

My mom was a nurse. My aunts were nurses at my doctors office. My mom was probably rolling her eyes during preop. Nothing shocks a mother with 4 sons.

R334, is your name Joel, by chance? How do you feel about your neighbor’s dog Mitzi?

R320 fascinates me. I wish he would start his own thread.

Jacob Elordi, but apparently he isn’t in the 20 penis parade next episode of Euphoria.

Need frontals from these guys, stat ---

Mark Consuelos (and his hot son Michael)

Ryan Phillippe

Ryan Gosling

Andrew Garfield

Chris Evans

Neil Patrick Harris (and his dishy and hung husband David Burtka)

Matthew Morrison

Patrick Wilson

Liam Neeson

that'll do for now ...

Keanu, Keanu, Keanu. And all would be right with the world.

R114, I was just about to post the same thing. Huge Meloni fan here, would love to see him fully erect.

This is the one that I wanted, but it got away.

And now, I don't want this one anymore.

I heard Meloni eagerly wanted to do it in Oz, R341. As progressive as Oz was, it was beyond the limit the directors faced.

My Holy Grail would be Ben Browder. Preferrably in prime shape in some forgotten mid- to late-nineties film, though I wouldn't complain about a present day scene.

Justin Trudeau at the 2020 G20 in Riyadh. Make it happen, PLEASE!

For R338, Liam Neeson gif

I am eagerly looking forward to naked Donald Trump raping a teenager in the security videos from Jeffrey Epstein's home. Can't wait for that to be released!

I am eagerly looking forward to naked Donald Trump raping a teenager in the security videos from Jeffrey Epstein's home. Can't wait for that to be released!

No wonder Liam Neeson wanted to go full-frontal in "Kinsey" after Peter Sarsgaard decided do it on the fly because he felt the scene warranted it.

As much as I'd like to see Trump taken down, that's not something to joke about, R349.

I wasn't joking, R351. That video footage, if it actually exists, might be the thing that saves us all.

Perhaps, R352. Although I'm not sure even seeing a 13-year old girl raped would be enough to shift the deplorables.

As Trump himself said, he could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot someone, and still get their support.

That presumably applies to Trump committing rape, too.

Keep hearing Jon Hamm has a normal size dick but big balls. and even if he had a big one he couldn't get it up anyways he's drunk half the time

Keep hearing Jon Hamm has a normal size dick but big balls. and even if he had a big one he couldn't get it up anyways he's drunk half the time

Jon Hamm can come to my house and try for as long as he needs to get it up. That will be just fine.

You can have the mean drunk. As long as I can have Keanu.

You can have the mean drunk. As long as I can have Keanu.

Tbh, frontal nudity doesn't excite me anymore. I want a hung celebrity (like Jon Hamm, Jamie Foxx) to be brave enough to do an erection scene. Otherwise, I'd rather hope for more explicit leaks like the male fapenning a couple of years ago.

R134 I hope to see more male holes on film. I want to see Milo Ventimiglia's hairless anus in full glory.

These guys NEED to show their asses in this decade:

Tom Holland Shawn Mendes Armie Hammer Jon Hamm Chris Evans

R362: Ansel Elgort needs to show his ass stat.

I want to see a group full frontal totally naked shot of the late night TV hosts: Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Myers and James Corden

Frank Sinatra and his big swingin' ring-a-ding-ding intact cock.

R364, Seth Meyers is the only one of that group who I would want to see naked. I bet he's packing a huge cock.

[quote] I had cement like smegma built up under the foreskin.

And the winner for most disgusting sentence in the English language goes to...

Zac Efron, Matt Lanter, Enrique Iglesias, Nick Jonas

Who's he, OP? I like him.

Andrew Garfield and Jake Gyllenhaal together

R288: They do that because they know that people will buy tickets if there’s even a chance that the star will have a nude scene. Studios often insist on a full frontal or rear nude scene if it’s a film geared towards women.

Yeah I'm still waiting for Nick Jonas' nude scenes he kept going on about during his gay-baiting days. They always managed to film him where you could barely see anything.

[quote] For [R338], Liam Neeson gif

And to think Helen Mirren rode that for four years, lucky broad.

Jeremy Northam showed full-frontal in some movies years ago. Very cute guy. John Slattery was nude in "Lisbon Traviata" years ago off-Broadway -- there's a video at Lincoln Center library of the performance which was Nathan Lane's big break.

My wish list:

Timothee Chalamet. Jake Gyllenhaal. Chris Evans. Tom Holland. Sac Efron. Aaron Taylor Johnson. Henry Cavill. James McAvoy. Robert Pattinson. Luke Evans. Keanue Reeves. Matthew McConaughey. Armie Hammer

Captain America and the Human Torch himself, Chris Evans.

Mmmmmm.

Your wish is granted regarding Aaron Taylor-Johnson, R376.

Missed opportunity with The Witcher

R379: So disappointing that he didn't show his ass again.

A male nude scene I would like to see would be from Merlin where Bradley James (Arthur) and Colin Morgan (Merlin) are naked. Perhaps a skinny dipping scene? A playful sword fight between the two and both are fully erect?

But while holding swords, not a straight guy "sword fight".

Which actor(s) do you think will make his nude debut in 2020 or this decade?

Only an idiot wouldn't. know that Ben Affleck is well hung...his little brother is hung too. Some of you Nazis are real idiots.

Only an idiot wouldn't. know that Ben Affleck is well hung...his little brother is hung too. Some of you Nazis are real idiots.

R8 Garner was also said to be the best kisser by Julie Andrews, Sally Field, Audrey Hepburn and others lucky enough to lock onto that mouth.

[quote]Which actor(s) do you think will make his nude debut in 2020 or this decade?

Norman Lloyd.

James Woods went full frontal for Curse of the Starving Class, I saw it at the Director's Guild pre-release. The scene was long and so was his cock. Some people walked out of the theatre.

The scene was cut.

R61, I recall Brian Kerwin showing his ass in "Murphy's Romance", but not James Garner.

I hate to admit this, not because he is not hot, but because he is on such a horrible network. But, John Scott from Faux News appearing naked would be a treat. He has to be very hairy, too.

I'm with Jon Hamm, James Wolk, and Neil Patrick Harris (I know Neil's done one, but I want a better one - where he's with a guy)

Some others: Sam Heughan, David Muir, Anderson Cooper, Eric McCormack, Sean Hayes

Mark Wahlberg. I was hooked when he was Marky Mark. I was surprised he didn't do any full-frontal work after the ad campaign drifted away. I've heard he is very hairy downstairs. I really want to see that.

Mark Wahlberg likely has micro-penis, which would be exacerbated by his bulkier body now. I'd love to see Jon Hamm, but I'm afraid his saggy body would ruin it for me. Definite yes on Neil Patrick Harris (and even more so for his dishy husband David Burtka!!). David Muir a definite yes.

Logan Marshall-Green, or “the American Tom Hardy”.

R398 NPH showed his in Gone Girl.

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