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So when Jody Foster got married in 2014, I assumed it was to her long time partner, Cydney Bernardhad, that she's been with for almost 20 years and had two sons with. But in fact, she ended up marrying Alexandra Hedison, who was Ellen Degeneres' girlfriend! And Jody married her after knowing her for just one year. What's with that?

Did Mel Gibson go to the wedding?

Reportedly cheated on Cydney. So what if she married her latest lez after one year? Wasn’t like one day. At least she’s not Rosie ODonnell going through dykes like Kleenex.

That's like a Datalounge Lesbian thread come to life.

Jodie actually dumped Cydney, the mother of their children, in 2008 for a screenwriter named Cindy Mort, who also spontaneously dumped the mother of her 10-year old twins, to be with Jodie. The Alexandra Hedison relationship was later. They started dating in 2013 and married a year later.

To be fair, one year is like 7 in lesbian world

While most lesbians I know are level-headed, capable people, they are as incestuous as any European royalty. They trade off girlfriends within their social group like most people trade dance partners.

Jodie's father-in-law is (the late) David Hedison. That strikes me as funny.

Hedison also sued Ellen for palimony when they broke up. Ellen settled with her for 3 million dollars.

The wife actually resembles Foster’s mother Brandy,somewhat (?)

I think anyone involved with anyone who would dump a child is just evil

[quote] Cydney Bernardhad

That’s one of the most Sapphic names I’ve seen!

David Hedison was allegedly bisexual. Buffed two actors on that ridiculous television show about the submarine that had windows.

Which one, R14? The guy in the red?

No r14, the older one who played the admiral....he played the drunken priest in the 1953 version of TITANIC.

I'm pretty sure there are only like 12 lesbians in Los Angeles, so they all marry each other at some point.

She was a whore, even her own brother said she encouraged John Hinckley

I think Alexandra Hedison and Lou Diamond Phillips' ex-wife got a map of the lesbians in Hollywood, tore it in half, each took a territory and started munching. Like two dyke Ms. Pacmen.

I married my husband after 10 months of dating. Life is short and love is rare.

Alexandria Hedison isn't attractive or talented. She moves from one rich dyke to another. She must have magic lips and tongue.

Alexandra is quite attractive...r22 disagrees...sad face.

She’s very attractive R23. I’ve seen her in person.

I'm a lesbian, OP, and even I don't GAF about this.

How stupid do you have to be to spell "Jodie" correctly in the headline then incorrectly TWICE in the post? What's with that?

These rich mega-wealthy Lesbians in Hollywood pass around the same girls for years(like cheese platters on Christmas Eve). During her breakup from Johnny Depp, I told Amber Heard in the Chateau Marmont Lobby she should "throw herself" at one of the Mega-Rich Lesbians here in Hollywood. I told Amber"You are almost a Dyke, just go for it...You're after Money, they got plenty". She was not amused by the comment, but the baby Dykes laughed.

What does James Woods have to say about all of this?

Aren't Ellen and Jodie the only rich lesbians Alexandra Hedison has been with? She was kinda cute when she was with Ellen though not my type. But she looks like a man now and an unattractive one at that. Jodie may be trapped with her no matter what if she's worried about losing money in a split.

Sidenote: Why the heck is Randy Stone entered as Jodie Foster's spouse at ancestry.com? I discovered this yesterday while bored but trying to procrastinate with my house cleaning.

r5 , Then Mort, a la Green Gums (legend on DL) broke up with Jodie (or vice versa) to be with Amanda Demme, Jonathan Demme's widow. Man, they were a pretentious pair.. Poor Melanie (Mayron, Mort's ex), she lost her looks fast

Ted Demme's widow, not Jonathan's.

Och, yes laddie/lassie/zhizzie, you are right!

Jodie's brother, Buddy Foster was also a child star, hmm her parents were strange

I'll tell this story again on DL .... My Mother and I were staying at my Uncle's house for the summer, he was a film producer and was producing a film that Jodie was in. Came into the house, saw her, didn't know who she was and asked if she wanted to play 4 Square (I was 10/11 and she was 12/13). She said, "Sure". So we're bouncing the ball around when an adult comes in and says, "Jodie, it's time for the meeting". I'll never forget the image of seeing her surrounded by 20 adults in a darkening twilight to talk about serious things. As a kid, I felt sad for her.

r35, I don't know. She seem resigned.

"each took a territory and started munching. Like two dyke Ms. Pacmen."

I choked on my lunch over that, LOL

What’s with that, Op? Love and desire.

Alexandra is talented and attractive. Fuck off, R22.

Alexandra looks like her father spit her out....very strong resemblance. He was very handsome.

Alex may or may not be attractive but she can’t act for shit. She was the worst actress on The L Word, and that’s saying something.

I thought Daniela Sea was even worse, R41. But yes, some stiff competition.

How mindless and immature do you have to be to take personal offense at someone not agreeing with you about a person's physical appeal, r39?

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